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HU16E

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Recently, there have been reports from around the world that ants have been on the attack!



Beware world! The ants are coming to your home or business in search of pc silicon to devour!
 

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mmmmmm  :noidea:  You are right, we had those nasty beasts attacking some unsuspecting user's PC in Thailand not too long ago :yes:. His "scientific" investigation supported these silicon devouring ant horror stories.  ;)
 

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Warning, damage caused by them is not covered under warranty! ;)
 

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maybe they arn't devouring it but taking it to build a Giant computer controlled machine to enslave humanity one little piece at a time MUHAHAHA!
 

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:lmao: Fear not the ant silicon eating invasion or a devious plan for a super world domination pc!

Curently in secret preparation is the ant's worst nightmare! Soon, the master ant eater who goes by the name of 'Guido', will be training a prodigy near you to end this international threat!

 

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Dumb Ways to Die:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IJNR2EpS0jw[/youtube]

:hiha:
 

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2251599/Housewives-Gangnam-Style-Brilliantly-bad-video-features-middle-aged-women-dancing-mops-rapping-Waitrose-breast-cancer-charity.html

Watch the video, I laughed...
 

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AMD will surpass Intel profits in the near future!
 

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Accuse AMD of a lot of things, but stupidity ain't one of them  :hiha:
 

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Bernhard said:
Accuse AMD of a lot of things, but stupidity ain't one of them  :hiha:
Intel is doing a pretty good job of killing off their desktop CPU's on their own without needing AMD's help to do it for them.
 

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Havnt laughed this hard for awhile, truly a damn funny video!

<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/W6DmHGYy_xk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 

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SegaStep said:
Havnt laughed this hard for awhile, truly a damn funny video!

<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/W6DmHGYy_xk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
That was definitely something else. Great find!
 

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Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own car. :yes:
(an old one, but it still gets me laughing)


She writes.......


Dear Grand Daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus'
bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly full of high spirits that day because I had just come from a thrilling
choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting
experience that followed.

I was stopped at traffic lights at a busy junction, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good
he is, and I didn't notice that the lights had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like mad, and then he leaned out of his
window and screamed, 'For the love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something
about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good
luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their
cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the lights
had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the junction.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the junction before the lights changed again
and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign
one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma.
 
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